My. Fucking. House. Flooded.

Goddammit.

my new headshot thing…

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tee-hee.

Thank God It’s the Weekend

This week was one of the most taxing in recent memory. We got not one, but TWO books out to the printer, and the sheer time commitment involved, as well as trying to get the day job wrapped up for the holiday has been pretty damn exhausting. I'm taking the bulk of the weekend off, so, hopefully, I'll be back in the swing of things shortly.

Oh, and Donkey Konga rules.

Just One of Those Days

Sitting. Waiting.

Fucking Laundry.

On the front of my door…

Outside My Door

Once the summer comes, and we get some patio furniture, this is what I'll stare out while I write.

2 books off to the printer

I just sent Issue 2 of Western Tales of Terror and Issue 1 of Elk's Run off to the printer. It's been a helluva week trying to get them out, and I'm glad to see it over with. Now the fun part of waiting for the proofs to come and cause me to freak out over the tiniest mistakes possible. Woo.

Hoo.

Can't wait to have these books in my hands.

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cock-a-dial

A new invention I'm considering pantenting, in which one uses their penis to dial the telephone. Preferably not a public telephone.

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The New Project

http://elksrun-thecomic.com/ This is the book I've been SLAVING over for the better part of two years, but, now, finally it's all come together, and it's AWESOME. Hoarse and Buggy is going to be publishing it, and it'll be coming out in April.

Mark your calenders, kids, it's gonna be a big one.

Chris Arundel presents…

The Scott Baio Story.

Cut and Pasted from an IM in which I tell the Scott Baio story.

Joshua Hale Fialkov: I was at a UPS store in toluca lake. (20:20:36) Joshua Hale Fialkov: sending packages to PIttsburgh for the con. (20:20:53) Joshua Hale Fialkov: I very purposefully and clearly wrote my address and shipping info on the slip. (20:21:05) Joshua Hale Fialkov: but, while i'm getting it taken care of, Scott Fucking Baio walks up to the counter. (20:21:21) Joshua Hale Fialkov: and suddently everyones all "Oh scott! Charles in Charge was my favorite show ever!" (20:21:30) Joshua Hale Fialkov: and not paying attention to me, and my shipping. 20:21 (20:22:05) Joshua Hale Fialkov: I kept asking her to double check the address as it was REALLY important it arrived on time and didn't get lost. And she read me the address from my slip and printed my receipt. (20:25:32) Joshua Hale Fialkov: THe address on my slip and receipt was correct. (20:22:27) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Then I get to PIttsburgh, the box never comes. (20:22:34) Joshua Hale Fialkov: I track it down, and it was SENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS. (20:22:37) Joshua Hale Fialkov: WHY? (20:22:40) JLU969: that totally and completely sucks (20:22:40) Joshua Hale Fialkov: WHy did I get fucked like this? (20:22:42) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Scott. (20:22:43) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Fucking. (20:22:44) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Baio. (20:23:01) Joshua Hale Fialkov: So I had to go the people's house who it got accidentally shipped to, and they thought I was a thief, as I tried to explain what happened. (20:23:05) JLU969: you now have Baio-bias (20:23:14) Joshua Hale Fialkov: They said "UPS is coming back to get it, you can't take it." (20:23:19) Joshua Hale Fialkov: and I'm like "It's FOR ME." (20:23:23) JLU969: show em ID? (20:23:26) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Yes. (20:23:32) Joshua Hale Fialkov: They wanted to make a photocopy of it. (20:23:34) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Fuck. (20:23:35) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Scott. (20:23:37) Joshua Hale Fialkov: Baio.